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‘Oh well, I’ll see if I can guest on Top Gear, seemed to work alright for Jezza’

Working-class hero and man of the peoples Daveheart resigns himself … to a full pension and a heralditary title in an un-elected institution. The script is followed and the charade facade is expected to last several days before attention is diverted to the release of the ‘all-new’ technonanism gizmo. Or footage of two people copulating whilst knowingly being filmed and viewed (again). Stay tuned.


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