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Noel and Leo Sayer

Oasis’s Jimmy Krankie in happier times with Leo Sayer’s Dad

Derek the Dullard’s been mouthing off yet again, striving for relevance, garnering copy from all the ‘top’ musique organs with such proclamations of wit and subversion.


To paraphrase Half Man Half Biscuit

In the kingdom of the blind
They say the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
Another dull missive from Noelly G
I believe I’ve seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors
Don’t open for you